The Cure To His Own Curiosity
Jackpot
Came back from dinner. Reached door, shocked when saw both grill gate and wooden door are wide opened. Called colleagues, informed neighbours, report to SASA security.
8:30pm
- Did a brief checkup, found out that we lost a couple of stuff.
- Were so sad that we lost all our wooden ring as well as wedding ring
9pm
- Surprised that Teck Yunn/Foo came. Really thank you guys very much. Appreacite it.
- SASA security’s manager came to get information.
- Called police.
10pm
- Parents arrived.
- Me/Dan went to Bayan Lepas Police station.
11pm
- Lodge report at police station.
12:30am
- Waited until now, Marafaka police head officer baru sampai.
- Marafaking police head officer re-write the whole marafaking story in pen and paper.
1:30am
- We went back
2am
- Photographer cum CSI officer messed up the whole house by applying some black cum all over the places. According to him, it is used to find finger prints.
2:30am
- Police head officer arrived.
- Drew the layout of our house. Ask this ask that.
3am
- Really appreciate that my parents were here.
- Send them back, seeing that they were so tired, and both of them has to work tomorrow morning some more
4am
- Finally completed wiping up all the black cum
- Mopped the whole floor
One good news is that, Dan managed to find our wooden proposal ring when she rearranged her stuff
The long awaited anticipated new of all time is:-
- D70 + lens + fatket’s flash(really sorry) = RM7000
- Wedding Ring = RM1088
- Total: RM14,288
Curse to the people who broke into my house:-
- I’m already damp lazy to repeat all these all over again, please visit here.
- his eye balls gonna get poked thru during a fight with his wife
- his dick gonna get bitten by a cobra
- his balls gonna get squashed crawled over by 10 rover beetles
- one of his arm gonna get all his fingers chopped off
- one of his leg gonna get ripped of his body when he is conscious
- one of his kidney get robbed of him
- he has diabetes
- he has lepersy until on of his scrotum drop off his dick
- he gets into jail, and kena gang raped by convicts at an average of 3 times a day.
- his face get 3rd degree burnt from acid.
- his stomach get cuts open , and salt poured into it every single day
- his foot get slashed with 15cm wound, and he has to walk at least 10 miles a day, barefooted
- he is being left, rotten by the road site, and get rape by a gang of hungry wild dogs.
… and all of that gonna happen in year 2006……and that he lives until year 2056
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